Well Christmas draws ever closer and we have a special treat for you on day 13 of the #NAFO Advent calendar. Beyond Rudolph's flashing nose Santa added Vatnik Scream to keep geese collisions down on that cloudy night. Will you donate for real siren? Proceeds go to @3xR_team
happy sidewinder noises https://twitter.com/tunacanschlong
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NEW: Twitter currently does not have admin access to some of its GitHub repos. These repos contain Twitter source code (much of it is open source; some is not). This includes code for companies Twitter acquired, like Smyte. 1/

Are you testing your reflexes during eternal Caturday?

NEW: Elon Musk's war on bots took an outrageous turn over the weekend when Twitter abruptly blocked traffic from 30 major telecom companies in the Asia-Pacific region, prompting hundreds of thousands of legit accounts to lose access: platformer.news/p/how-elon-bot…

Me, five weeks ago:

For me, it’s not really about Elon.

Musk, yesterday:

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

Yeah, well, I take it back. It is about Elon. Once upon a time, Twitter was fun. It’s a shame a midwit troll had to come along and wreck the party.

I suppose all things must end. Onward.

You try to convince people of the inefficiency of non-cash gift-giving by linking to an economics paper from a 1993 American Economic Review, and they all think you’re a terrible person. 😂
mastodons are cool
#NAFO has clearly been infiltrated by bad actors
Emily Still Can’t Walk @zenscreamer@nafo.uk https://twitter.com/zenscreamer
But the only kinds of pizza are: 1. Hawaiian: bacon and/or ham with pineapple 2. BBQ: bbq chicken, bbq sauce, pineapple Simple!

Then, just like that, it’s sunny again!

Goodness, this rain. Hopefully I don’t float away.

It doesn’t take much rain to say this in San Diego, but we’ve had quite a bit yesterday and today.

Hey @tedlieu, are you in the #fediverse / Mastodon somewhere? Sounds to me like you should, it's on-brand and lots of interesting people there who have migrated.
These settings remove the blatant noise from my mentions, but it turns out there's just a lot of actual very confused people debating whether people should be treated with respect.
These settings remove the blatant noise from my mentions, but it turns out there's just a lot of actual very confused people debating whether people should be treated with respect.

Have you found room to spread out during eternal Caturday?

So glad to work at @SCSU and have @SCSUTopOwl support for #Ukraine #NAFO ranks filled with thousands of young college kids donating every scrap of money and every free second to Ukraine
Sarah Ashton-Cirillo https://twitter.com/SarahAshtonLV
Discussing Ukraine's battle for liberty and freedom, and the war against Russian fascism, with this esteemed professor shed light for me on what academia is doing to illu...

Link: ‘Andor’ Is the Best ‘Star Wars’ Since ‘The Last Jedi’

If that was my last tweet it was nice knowing you all 👋

The elmo club is out in full force tonight and I have no idea what I'm going to wake up to tomorrow in my replies and DMs 🥲
If that was my last tweet it was nice knowing you all 👋 The elmo club is out in full force tonight and I have no idea what I'm going to wake up to tomorrow in my replies and DMs 🥲
My dear #TCMParty #NoirAlley #DarknessAtNoon friends: if you’d like to get started on Mastodon to join our rapidly expanding community there, but don’t know how to get started: just enroll at mastodon.social and @ me and I’ll help you out.
The number of Twitter employees in Slack is dropping significantly — looks like more than 100 people were just let go. twitter.com/zoeschiffer/st…
NEW: Elon Musk is threatening to sue Twitter employees who leak confidential information to the press. He's asking staffers to sign a pledge indicating they've understood...