Viscous
Biscuits
Of our
Brains
Often
Cant handle
Mandibles
Of facts
That extract
Truths
Regurgitated,
evaporated
From swirls
In nectar
That dance in false
colors
All around.
#smallpoems
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Russian "Black Eagle" tank soon entering in SMO area to hunt "Leopards" and other NATO menageries.
It' based on T-80U MBT with a new design turret.
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6.2 million tweets were collected, then a subset of just Canadian accounts were extracted.
25% of tweets were Pro Russian.
Here is what your megaphone of Pronounced Nonsense looks like
Trucker Convoy Twitter and Telegram was even more pronounced nonsense the pattern holds
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Hi Kali, what do you think of this Stormy Daniels fellina, the finest America patriot to ever walk on a club’s stage? Let me know if she need any changes, and thanks fo...
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How to optimize for the algorithm:
Likes, then retweets, then replies
You are clustered - posting outside it hurts
Links hurt. Mutes & unfollows hurt
Misinformation is d...
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Watching Americans try to explain Romanian laws (when they can't find it on a map) to Romanians is sooo much fun.
Move to a country bc you think they have lax laws around sex trafficking... Don't complain when said country arrests you for sex trafficking
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Do we have a list of big personalities who were cheering Tate’s false imprisonment? I’m keen to see what they have to say in the light of Tate’s release - if anythi...
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"text": "Guess what I only have 2.5 hours to sleep in this airport motel before needing to be back at the airport and I can\u2019t fall asleep how fun for me"
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This trip is doing a good job of reminding me why I don't check bags. 40 minutes waiting for bags at PDX, and the Lyft pickup went from 1 minute away to 15 minutes away 😭
This trip is doing a good job of reminding me why I don't check bags. 40 minutes waiting for bags at PDX, and the Lyft pickup went from 1 minute away to 15 minutes away 😭
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